Epic Evolution Creations Privacy Policy

Ah, the good ol' Privacy Policy! Do you remember when privacy policies weren't even a thing? We just trusted that no one was going to steal our identities for nefarious reasons, and life was grand!

Ahhh...the good ol' days!

Our policies here are more like those days of old when you didn't need a law degree to read a basic concept demonstrating something as simple as trust! Here it goes:

Epic Evolution Creations will never use any information about you or that you share with our website or organization for anything other than staying in contact with you about our goods and services.

If at any time you don't want to hear about our goods and services anymore, we will wish you a merry Bon Voyage and will stop contacting you.

In fact, we'll forget that you even exist! Well, our database of email addresses will forget anyway. As for us, you'll always have special place in our hearts!