Collection: Father's Day

Father’s Day: That magical time of year when Dads everywhere pretend they don’t want attention while secretly praying someone notices how awesome they are for unclogging the toilet with a wire hanger in '08. Forget the neckties, the socks, and the heartfelt cards that just collect dust in the “junk drawer of emotion.” This year, give Dad what he really wants—a shirt so funny, rude, or wildly inappropriate that it gets him side-eyes at church and high-fives at the barbecue. These shirts say, “I raised kids and survived with only mild liver damage,” and “Yes, I’m your father, and no, I don’t want to talk about it.”

Our Father’s Day t-shirt collection is a glorious parade of dad bods, bad jokes, and borderline-offensive punchlines that’ll make your siblings question why you’re the favorite. Whether your old man is a grill sergeant, a remote-hogging dictator, or a professional napper with Olympic-level farting skills, we’ve got something that’ll fit his personality like beer fits a koozie. Celebrate the man, the myth, the walking embarrassment—because nothing says “I love you, Dad” like a shirt that makes Mom say, “Oh for God’s sake, not in public!”