🧟♀️ Funny Zombie Halloween Shirt for Women
🧟♀️ Funny Zombie Halloween Shirt for Women
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Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
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Highest Quality Products
Highest Quality Products
Gildan 64000 T Shirt:
Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.
All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester
Gildan 64000 Size Chart
Gildan 64000 Size Chart
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Description
Description
Why You Need This Halloween T-Shirt:
🧟♀️It’s the perfect sarcastic zombie tshirt for anyone allergic to effort and makeup
🧟♀️Halloween shirts for women that say “I tried” without actually trying
🧟♀️Funny halloween tshirt that lets your inner monster scream “meh”
🧟♀️Zombie t-shirt that doubles as your excuse to skip costumes forever
🧟♀️Ideal womens halloween shirt if you’re dead inside—but festive about it
🧟♀️Buy a halloween t-shirt and immediately reduce your Halloween planning to zero
🧟♀️Scary halloween tshirt that says “I’m dead… inside and out”
🧟♀️Matching halloween family shirts if your entire family hates trying too
🧟♀️Spooky t-shirt for those who can’t be bothered but still want attention
🧟♀️Perfect halloween graphic tee for sarcastic witches, deadbeat moms, and party zombies
Behold the ultimate in lazy Halloween excellence: a zombie tshirt that practically screams “I showed up, now leave me alone.” Our funny halloween tshirt for women features a spooky, undead beauty who clearly put more effort into dying than you did into dressing up.
It’s a halloween t-shirt women love because it’s sarcastic, ironic, and lets them look like they care… without actually caring. No face paint. No fake blood. Just you, this tee, and a smug sense of holiday superiority.
Whether you’re handing out candy, drinking boxed wine at the office party, or judging everyone else’s costumes in silence, this cute halloween tshirt has your back. It’s a funny halloween t-shirt that doubles as a middle finger to gossipy moms and cosplay freaks. Rock this zombie t-shirt like the undead queen you are, and let the costume-shaming peasants bow before your effortlessly horrifying greatness.
From zombie t-shirt vibes to vintage halloween tshirt flair, this halloween shirt has everything: sarcasm, zombies, and zero ambition. Plus, it’s perfect for anyone who knows that the scariest thing on Halloween isn’t the monsters - it’s social interaction.
MERCHANDISE DESCRIPTION:
Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.
All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester
