🧟‍♂️ Zombie Survival Tip T-Shirt

$26.89 USD

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Highest Quality Products

Gildan 64000 T Shirt:

Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.

The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.

All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.

Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.

Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester

Gildan 64000 Size Chart

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	16.00	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
Length, in	27.00	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length, in	7.99	8.23	8.50	8.74	9.02	9.25	9.49	9.72	9.96
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

Description

WHY YOU NEED THIS FUNNY ZOMBIE HALLOWEEN T-SHIRT:

💀Hilarious twist on classic zombie tshirt humor = instant costume

💀Perfect funny halloween tshirt for women and men who hate cardio

💀Scary halloween tshirt that’s more about betrayal than brains

💀Makes a killer gift (pun intended) for any halloween shirt addict

💀This halloween graphic tee is basically an apocalypse survival guide

This isn’t just a halloween t-shirt. It’s a survival strategy. If you’re not faster than your friends, congrats—you’re zombie chow. That’s the lesson this funny halloween tshirt delivers with guts, gore, and a whole lot of sarcasm. Whether you’re looking for halloween shirts for women or halloween t-shirt men styles that scream I would absolutely trip you to save myself, this one has you covered—literally.

Looking for a zombie tshirt that says “teamwork is for losers”? This is it. Ideal for the antisocial jogger or the fitness-friendly apocalypse planner. It pairs perfectly with matching halloween family shirts… if you plan to betray your whole family, that is.

This vintage halloween tshirt vibe gives you all the spooky t-shirt feels with none of the actual running. Makes a great skeleton t-shirt alternative if you like your undead with more groaning and morality. Plus, it’s the ideal gift for the friend who always said they’d be the first to die. You’re welcome, Chad.

So if you’re hunting for a halloween graphic tee that doubles as a public service announcement—and lets everyone know exactly who you’d throw under the bus when the moaning starts—this zombie t-shirt is your new go-to.