🎃Funny Halloweenie Hot Dog Pumpkin Halloween Shirt

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Highest Quality Products

Gildan 64000 T Shirt:

Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.

The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.

All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.

Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.

Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester

Gildan 64000 Size Chart

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	16.00	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
Length, in	27.00	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length, in	7.99	8.23	8.50	8.74	9.02	9.25	9.49	9.72	9.96
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

Description

🎃 Why You (or a Friend) Need This Halloween shirt in Your Life:

🔥Perfect gag gift for anyone who loves funny halloween tshirt designs and unapologetically bad puns.

🔥Stands out in a crowd of basic pumpkin t-shirt looks—this halloween t-shirt screams spicy season vibes.

🔥Makes a killer pick for couples looking for matching halloween family shirts with a twist.

🔥One of the few halloween shirts for men that says “hot dog” without saying “hot dog.”

🔥A hilarious hit at parties, trick-or-treat events, or anywhere people pretend they’re too mature to laugh at wiener jokes.

🔥Available as a plus size halloween tshirt so no one’s left out of the inappropriate fun.

Combines the power of a spooky t-shirt, funny halloween t-shirt, and pumpkin t-shirt in one glorious meat-pun masterpiece.

It’s spooky. It’s saucy. It’s shaped like a questionable decision—and it’s got a pumpkin on top. Introducing the ultimate funny halloween tshirt for people who like their humor just like their costumes: slightly inappropriate and aggressively seasonal.

This halloween t-shirt for men comes loaded with vintage halloween tshirt vibes, spooky bat graphics, and a jack-o-lantern that looks suspiciously thrilled to be a hot dog. It’s the pumpkin t-shirt for folks who think a little wiener humor is exactly what the season calls for.

Whether you’re pairing this with a ghost tshirt for your sarcastic significant other or rocking it solo while handing out candy you definitely sampled, this halloween graphic tee delivers bold, belly-laugh energy. Plus, it fits right in with your collection of halloween t-shirt men, pumpkin t-shirt, and skeleton tshirt options—but this one? This one gets you talked about.

So go ahead—buy halloween t-shirt joy and let everyone feast their eyes on your halloweenie. You know they want to.

MERCHANDISE DESCRIPTION:

Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.
All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester