👻 Funny Horny Halloween Shirt for Women
👻 Funny Horny Halloween Shirt for Women
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Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
We understand - you can't wait to get your awesome merch!
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Simply contact us to let us know why you weren't satisfied so we can fix whatever the problem was and figure out what we need to do to make it right for you.
We will refund your full purchase price, and of course replace your product free of charge. You loving your experience is all that matters - everything else is just details.
Highest Quality Products
Highest Quality Products
Gildan 64000 T Shirt:
Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.
All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester
Gildan 64000 Size Chart
Gildan 64000 Size Chart
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Description
Description
💀Why you need this t-shirt (aside from your crippling emotional damage):
👻 Perfect halloween shirts for women who’ve run out of emotional stability but still got game.
👻 A funny halloween tshirt that screams “therapy didn’t work, but flirting might.”
👻 Great skeleton tshirt for spooky season or just your average Tuesday meltdown.
👻 Ideal womens halloween shirt for girls who ghost emotionally but still haunt your DMs.
👻 Hilarious gift when you buy halloween t-shirt for that one friend who’s both creepy and clingy.
You’re dead inside, but that doesn’t mean your hormones are. Meet the funny halloween tshirt that perfectly captures your spooky-season mood with just the right amount of emotional detachment and inappropriate thirst. This womens halloween shirt features a grinning skeleton with a flirty little heart, because nothing says “I need validation” like bones and sarcasm.
Whether you’re pairing it with leggings for your pumpkin t-shirt aesthetic or slipping it on for a halloween t-shirt women outfit that tells the world “I’m emotionally unavailable but physically reckless,” this shirt delivers. It’s a vintage halloween tshirt vibe with a modern mental health crisis twist.
Great for matching halloween family shirts (if your family is wildly dysfunctional), perfect for parties, haunted houses, and awkward bar hookups. And let’s not forget—it’s also a great excuse to avoid small talk while still being the center of attention.
This spooky t-shirt is comfy enough to wear while binge-watching horror movies, swiping left, or crying in your car. Buy it for yourself, your emotionally broken BFF, or that co-worker who hits on everyone at the office Halloween party.
