🔮 Funny Witch Halloween T-Shirt

$26.89 USD

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Highest Quality Products

Gildan 64000 T Shirt:

Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.

The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.

All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.

Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.

Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester

Gildan 64000 Size Chart

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	16.00	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
Length, in	27.00	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length, in	7.99	8.23	8.50	8.74	9.02	9.25	9.49	9.72	9.96
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

Description

🔮 Why You Absolutely Need This Shirt (or Need to Gift It):

🧹 Perfect for anyone shopping halloween shirts for women with a twisted sense of humor

🧹 Ideal witch t-shirt for vodka lovers who fly drunk and proud

🧹 One of the most wanted funny halloween tshirt ideas for sassy spooky queens

🧹 The ultimate halloween t-shirt women wear when flying off the handle is fully scheduled

🧹 A great buy halloween t-shirt choice for witches, winos, and wild women everywhere

If your idea of potion-making involves a martini shaker and your broomstick has a bar tab, you’ve officially found your spirit shirt. This womens halloween shirt is for the functional alcoholic witch who’s not about that pumpkin spice life—unless it’s spiked with vodka.

Made for the loud, proud, broom-riding, spell-slinging goddess with questionable decision-making skills, this funny halloween tshirt is equal parts spooky and saucy. Featuring retro hand-drawn style graphics and just enough sass to get banned from PTA meetings, it’s one of the funniest witch t-shirts you’ll see this season. Pair it with leggings, a shot glass, and a don’t-care attitude.

Whether you’re slaying trick-or-treat with the coven, stirring up trouble at your next costume party, or just day drinking in the name of Samhain, this halloween graphic tee lets everyone know your fuel source is 80 proof. Available in plus size halloween tshirt options too—because witches come in every size, and so does the thirst.

Still looking for halloween shirts for women that mix horror, humor, and hangovers? Babe, this one’s brewed just for you.