American D.I.C.K. Patriotic Funny Acronym T-Shirt
American D.I.C.K. Patriotic Funny Acronym T-Shirt
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Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
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Highest Quality Products
Highest Quality Products
Gildan 64000 T Shirt:
Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.
All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester
Gildan 64000 Size Chart
Gildan 64000 Size Chart
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Description
Description
👉 Reasons to buy this shirt (besides being a glorious D.I.C.K.): 🫵
🇺🇸 Because subtlety is for Canada.
🇺🇸 A shirt that screams ‘AMERICA’ louder than your neighbor’s illegal fireworks.
🇺🇸 DIGNITY, INTEGRITY, COURAGE, KINSHIP—traits every true American D.I.C.K. should practice with pride.
🇺🇸 Perfect July 4th shirt to offend your in-laws and impress your drunk uncle.
🇺🇸 Turns heads, starts barbecues, ends family group texts.
🇺🇸 Gives bald eagles an erection. Probably.
This isn’t just another run-of-the-mill USA shirt—it’s a declaration of alpha-tier patriotism. The “American DICK” t-shirt blends red, white, and blue badassery with star-spangled sarcasm, spelling out Dignity, Integrity, Courage, and Kinship for every proud 4th of July t-shirt maniac who’s tired of lame flag tees.
Whether you’re grilling meat, blowing stuff up, or just being a freedom-loving legend, this funny 4th of July shirt is guaranteed to ignite laughter louder than a bottle rocket in a port-a-potty.
Perfect for July 4th shirts men who know that the 4th of July t-shirt game needs a solid kick in the freedom pants. It’s got that classic American flag shirt vibe with the subtle grace of a bald eagle drop-kicking communism into a canyon. Ideal for any Independence Day t-shirt wearer looking to make a bold statement without having to open their mouth.
So whether you’re searching for 4th of July shirts funny, Independence Day shirts, USA flag shirt designs, or just a July 4th shirt for men that doesn’t suck—this is your holy grail. Also great for men’s 4th of July shirt fans who know that being a D.I.C.K. is cool when it comes to America.
For BBQ kings, beer masters, loudmouths, veterans, freedom-lovers, and glorious D.I.C.K.s across the nation—this is the Independence Day shirt you didn’t know you needed. Cotton Independence Day t shirt for men? Check. July 4th shirts for men with balls? Hell yes. The 4th of July t-shirts for adults just got an upgrade.
MERCHANDISE DESCRIPTION:
Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.
All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester
