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Funny 4th of July Shirt for Men and Women

Funny 4th of July Shirt for Men and Women

Regular price $26.89 USD
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We can't control the exact speed of our printing partners (your product isn't made until you order it), but we do only partner with print shops that get things done very quickly. 

Most of the time, an order will be delivered within 3-5 business days after it is printed, and it will normally be printed in 2-3 business days.

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Simply contact us to let us know why you weren't satisfied so we can fix whatever the problem was and figure out what we need to do to make it right for you.

We will refund your full purchase price, and of course replace your product free of charge. You loving your experience is all that matters - everything else is just details. 

Highest Quality Products

Gildan 64000 T Shirt:

Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.

The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.

All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.

Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.

Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester

Gildan 64000 Size Chart

XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 16.00 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length, in 7.99 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25 9.49 9.72 9.96
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

Description

🧨 WHY YOU NEED THIS SHIRT IN YOUR LIFE 🦅

* Because nothing screams freedom louder than sarcasm and stars.

* Turns any cookout into a stand-up comedy show for patriots.

* Great gift for the one person who loves America but hates almost everybody else.

* Works for July 4th, beer pong tournaments, or family interventions.

* Pairs well with fireworks, red Solo cups, and political arguments.

Let’s be real—this *Stars, Stripes, and Sarcasm* tee isn’t for the shy or the subtle. It’s for the proud owner of too many opinions and not enough indoor voices. Whether you're rocking this at a barbecue, parade, or yelling at fireworks, this funny 4th of July shirt sets the tone: red, white, blue, and unapologetically YOU.

Made for fans of Independence Day, smart mouths, and smartasses alike, this 4th of July t-shirt is perfect for those who treat patriotism like a personality trait. It's a walking contradiction—just like America. Equal parts USA shirt, American flag shirt, and politically incorrect comedy routine, it’s built for men, women, and that one uncle who always brings a flask.

Perfect for those searching 4th of July shirts that are funny, July 4th shirts for men, or women's 4th of July shirt that doesn’t involve glitter eagles or bedazzled liberty bells. It's also ideal for 4th of July shirts couples, as long as both of you are fluent in sarcasm.

This Independence Day t shirt for adults is made for anyone who's ever saluted with one hand and flipped the bird with the other. Whether you're shopping for July 4th shirts near me, or just want to win the holiday without saying a word—this one’s got your back.

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