Funny 4th of July Shirt for Men or Women with Abraham

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Highest Quality Products

Gildan 64000 T Shirt:

Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.

The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.

All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.

Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.

Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester

Gildan 64000 Size Chart

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	16.00	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
Length, in	27.00	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length, in	7.99	8.23	8.50	8.74	9.02	9.25	9.49	9.72	9.96
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

Description

🧨 REASONS TO BUY THIS JULY 4TH TEE 🦅

* Because Abe Lincoln *definitely* would’ve shotgun’d a cold one if it ended the Civil War faster.
* It’s the only time you can be patriotic and drunk without being judged.
* Makes you 1776% cooler at cookouts.
* Perfect gift for beer lovers, freedom fighters, and history majors who party.
* Great conversation starter… or ender, depending on your crowd.
* Because ‘Merica + beer + puns = t-shirt gold.

This funny 4th of July shirt is bringing back the party to the patriots. Say hello to Abraham Drinkin’, our founding father of freedom and frothy cold brews. Whether you’re shotgunning a beer or sipping IPA with pinkies out, this 4th of July shirt for men (or bold women) is your new national uniform.

Tired of basic USA flag shirts and lame Independence Day shirts that scream “I got this at the clearance bin”? This patriotic t-shirt comes armed with punchlines and party vibes. It’s the ideal pick for your 4th of July cookout, tailgate, backyard beer olympics, or just a trip to the fridge.

Designed for lovers of funny 4th of July shirts, 4th of July shirts funny, and anyone who thinks the best way to honor America is by cracking open a cold one while wearing a USA t-shirt so full of freedom it might start singing the national anthem.

Available in styles for both 4th of July t-shirt men and July 4th shirts women, this tee makes a perfect gift or party outfit. It’s a no-brainer for anyone who’s into Independence Day t-shirts, July 4th shirts for couples, or just plain drunk history reenactments.

MERCHANDISE DESCRIPTION:

Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.
All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester