Funny Halloween Poop T-Shirt for Men
Funny Halloween Poop T-Shirt for Men
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Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
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Highest Quality Products
Highest Quality Products
Gildan 64000 T Shirt:
Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.
All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester
Gildan 64000 Size Chart
Gildan 64000 Size Chart
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Description
Description
🎃 Why You Absolutely Need This Funny Halloween T-Shirt:
🧻Perfect for guys who treat every spooky sound like a horror movie scene—funny halloween tshirt for men
🧻Great gag gift for dads, uncles, or husbands who panic more than the ghost - perfect halloween t-shirt for men
🧻A hilarious funny halloween t-shirt at parties and haunted houses
🧻Buy halloween a t-shirt for those who believe bathroom humor belongs on a shirt
🧻Spooky style without all the effort - instant halloween costume shirt
🧻Makes your bowel urgency everyone else’s problem via this funny halloween graphic tee
Scared shitless? Good. That means this halloween t-shirt is doing its job.
Introducing the “Don’t Scare Me I Poop Easily” shirt—your new go-to for funny halloween tshirt energy. It’s got all the charm of a halloween tshirt and the tragic backstory of every man who’s sprinted to a public bathroom in fear. Whether you’re being chased by a chainsaw clown or just saw your ex at a party, this halloween t-shirt for men captures that panicked bathroom-bound energy perfectly.
Crafted for dudes with weak bowels and strong senses of humor, this hilarious halloween t-shirt doubles as a costume and a warning label. Throw it on with jeans and boom—you’re ready to party, panic, or both. No fake blood, no face paint, just honest-to-God gastrointestinal dread.
So if you’re a fan of funny halloween t-shirts that speak the truth, or you’re shopping for someone who treats Taco Tuesday like a horror movie fest, this is the shirt. From haunted houses to awkward family costume parties, this gem of a halloween t-shirt men will have people laughing harder than your last emergency trip to the restroom.
It’s also a slam-dunk for matching halloween family shirts if you’re into trauma bonding.
