Funny Halloween Shirt for Women

$26.89 USD

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Highest Quality Products

Gildan 64000 T Shirt:

Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.

The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.

All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.

Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.

Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester

Gildan 64000 Size Chart

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	16.00	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
Length, in	27.00	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length, in	7.99	8.23	8.50	8.74	9.02	9.25	9.49	9.72	9.96
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

Description

👻 Why You Absolutely Need This Halloween T-Shirt:

🧻 Perfect for anyone who loves funny halloween tshirt jokes without shame

💩 Great halloween t-shirts for women who are a little too honest about their bodily functions

🧻 Makes a hilarious gift—especially if you’re looking to buy a halloween t-shirt for your favorite IBS queen

💩 A must-have if you’re the type to sprint toward the bathroom after one piece of candy corn

🧻 Goes great with wine, witches, and wildly awkward bathroom stories

This halloween t-shirt women will either love you for… or politely ask you never to wear in public again. Featuring a cartoon of a woman full-on sprinting toward a bathroom like she’s racing against the clock (and her intestines), this funny halloween tshirt doesn’t hold back—just like you when your stomach drops faster than your standards at 2AM.

Whether you’re shopping for yourself, your lactose-intolerant bestie, or that one friend who disappears every time you walk by a Mexican restaurant, this womens halloween shirt is the ultimate combo of spooky humor and digestive honesty.

It’s the ideal spooky t-shirt to wear to haunted houses, costume parties, or anywhere your bowels might be in jeopardy. Designed for people who have zero shame and even less time to find a bathroom, this halloween graphic tee is perfect for laughs, gasps, and gastrointestinal sympathy.

Comfortable, soft, and built for emergency sprints, it pairs well with stretchy pants, toilet paper, and deep regret. If you’ve ever uttered the words, “Don’t scare me, I poop easily,” this halloween shirt is your soulmate.