Funny Halloween Skeleton T-Shirt for Men

$26.89 USD

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Highest Quality Products

Gildan 64000 T Shirt:

Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.

The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.

All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.

Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.

Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester

Gildan 64000 Size Chart

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	16.00	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
Length, in	27.00	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length, in	7.99	8.23	8.50	8.74	9.02	9.25	9.49	9.72	9.96
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

Description

💀 Why This Shirt Belongs on You (Or Someone You Tolerate):

🔑 Perfect funny halloween tshirt to unlock your inner smartass

💁‍♀️ Ideal halloween shirts for sarcastic men who like to make a statement

🦴 Epic skeleton tshirt for spooky vibes and sarcastic attacks

👻 Great mens halloween shirt for parties, bar crawls, and failed first dates

🎁 Hilarious buy halloween t-shirt gift for sarcastic friends with a bone-dry sense of humor

🧡 Must-have sarcastic halloween tshirt with zero pumpkin spice and 100% dead inside

🎃 Bold halloween t-shirt men style with the sarcastic saying “I have a Skeleton key to your Moms back door”

You know what’s scarier than ghosts, witches, or vampires? Adulting. That’s why this funny halloween tshirt featuring a grinning skeleton holding a key is your new October (and probably year-round) uniform. Whether you’re unlocking bad decisions, your ex’s house, or just the liquor cabinet, this sarcastic skeleton has your vibe covered.

It’s the perfect choice for halloween shirts for men who enjoy dark humor, zero filter conversations, and matching their attitude with their clothes. Show up to that costume party with no costume—just this shirt and your winning deadpan. Why dress up when you can let your skeleton t-shirt do the haunting?

Designed for the man who’s got one foot in the grave and the other in a sarcastic comeback, this spooky t-shirt is soft, bold, and just edgy enough to offend your aunt Sally (bonus points). Add this to your stash of mens halloween shirt staples and you’ll never be caught dead in a basic t-shirt again.

MERCHANDISE DESCRIPTION:

Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.
All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester