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Funny Halloween T-Shirt for Women and Men

Funny Halloween T-Shirt for Women and Men

Regular price $26.89 USD
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Highest Quality Products

Gildan 64000 T Shirt:

Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.

The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.

All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.

Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.

Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester

Gildan 64000 Size Chart

XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 16.00 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length, in 7.99 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25 9.49 9.72 9.96
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

Description

šŸ§› Why You Need This Shirt (or Why Someone Else Does):

🄃 Perfect funny halloween tshirt for that one night a year you pretend your drinking problem is festive

🄃 Mens and Womens halloween shirt that lets you mix vampires, vodka, and regret like a Halloween-themed cocktail

🄃 Halloween shirts for men and women who love fangs, frights, and making bad decisions with zero accountability

🄃 Vintage halloween tshirt style that screams ā€œclassy trashy,ā€ and yes, that’s a vibe

🄃 Ghost t-shirt for the boo who drinks more than spirits and regrets everything in the morning

🄃 Buy a halloween t-shirt that doubles as a PSA: Don’t mix tequila with bloodlust

🄃 Vampire tshirt that says, ā€œI suck…at life choicesā€ but at least I look good doing it

🄃 Spooky t-shirt with just the right amount of sarcasm to scare off small children and commitment

🄃 Cute halloween tshirt that says ā€œI’m fun at partiesā€ but the party is usually a mistake

🄃 Halloween t-shirt for women who are spooky, saucy, and slightly possessed

šŸ’€ Product Description:
This funny halloween tshirt is what happens when your love for halloween t-shirt women or men and questionable liquor collide in glorious, drunken chaos. Whether you’re a vampire, ghost, or just a hot mess in a costume, this hilarious halloween graphic tee is the ultimate way to flex your spooky party energy with zero shame and a lot of sarcasm.

You want a vampire t-shirt? You got it. You want a party tshirt? Boom—there’s one floating around right next to your bad decisions. Halloween shirts woman need more than pumpkins and cats—they need booze, bite, and bold regret. This spooky t-shirt is the perfect combo of horror tshirt and ā€œI blacked out in costumeā€ energy.

Available as a plus size halloween tshirt too, so every ghoul, goblin, and cocktail enthusiast gets to participate. Whether you’re dressing for a trick or treat t-shirt contest or just treating yourself to another shot of whiskey, this is the mens or womens halloween shirt for you.

Planning a haunted bar crawl or matching halloween family shirts where Mom or Dad are the reason the booze ghost exists? You need this.

MERCHANDISE DESCRIPTION:

Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.
All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester

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