Funny Halloween Zombie T-Shirt

$26.89 USD

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Highest Quality Products

Gildan 64000 T Shirt:

Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.

The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.

All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.

Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.

Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester

Gildan 64000 Size Chart

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	16.00	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
Length, in	27.00	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length, in	7.99	8.23	8.50	8.74	9.02	9.25	9.49	9.72	9.96
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

Description

🧠 Why You Definitely Need This Halloween T-Shirt

🧟 Perfect zombie tshirt for those who’ve officially run out of fucks and patience this halloween

🧟 One of the funniest halloween t-shirts for men who love horror, sarcasm, and brains

🧟 A must-have halloween shirt for that guy or girl who treats spooky season like a personality trait

🧟 The ideal funny halloween tshirt to offend neighbors and amuse strangers at the same time

🧟 Makes a killer gift for any man or woman who already hates the holidays by October 1st

🧟 Great addition to your collection of halloween graphic tees, zombie t-shirts, or horror tshirts

🧟 A top choice in edgy halloween shirts for women or men who like it loud, rude, and undead

🧟 Perfect for couples looking for matching halloween family shirts with bad taste and good timing

🧟 Available in plus size halloween tshirt options for maximum comfort and sarcasm

🧟 Not PG-13 approved. You’re welcome.

💀 Description

Brains? Nah. These zombies came for your fucks—and ate all of them. This funny halloween t-shirt is for those who have zero left to give this spooky season. Whether you’re dodging trick-or-treaters, dreading another family costume photo, or just living your best dead-inside life, this zombie tshirt will do the talking for you—loudly, rudely, and without remorse.

Designed for anyone who loves a little undead attitude, this is a halloween t-shirt men and women can wear to declare emotional bankruptcy with style. It’s a sarcastic horror tshirt soaked in humor, snark, and a generous helping of vintage halloween tshirt vibes.

Great for those shopping for funny halloween t-shirts, halloween graphic tees, or zombie t-shirts with more bite than brain. Throw it into your closet with your spooky t-shirt, skeleton tshirt, or ghost t-shirt and call it a valued edition to your collection. Honestly, you’re probably giving more than the zombies ever did.

Looking for halloween shirts for women or men who hate everything? Good. You’re our kind of people. This is the perfect mix of funny halloween tshirt, halloween t-shirt women love, and mens halloween tshirt that absolutely no one asked for—but everyone secretly wants.