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Funny Morning Zombie T-Shirt

Funny Morning Zombie T-Shirt

Regular price $26.89 USD
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We can't control the exact speed of our printing partners (your product isn't made until you order it), but we do only partner with print shops that get things done very quickly. 

Most of the time, an order will be delivered within 3-5 business days after it is printed, and it will normally be printed in 2-3 business days.

If you absolutely have to have it sooner than that, you can certainly choose some sort of rabbit-fast shipping during checkout. We feed our rabbits a lot of carrots, so they are ready to run....well...hop very quickly! 

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It will break our hearts that you didn't absolutely fall in love with the product that you got, but yes, we will absolutely give you a refund.

Simply contact us to let us know why you weren't satisfied so we can fix whatever the problem was and figure out what we need to do to make it right for you.

We will refund your full purchase price, and of course replace your product free of charge. You loving your experience is all that matters - everything else is just details. 

Highest Quality Products

Gildan 64000 T Shirt:

Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.

The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.

All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.

Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.

Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester

Gildan 64000 Size Chart

XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 16.00 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length, in 7.99 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25 9.49 9.72 9.96
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

Description

Why You Absolutely Need This Funny Halloween Zombie T-Shirt:

☕ Funny halloween tshirt perfect for coffee addicts who act like a zombies before caffeine hits

🧟 A must-have zombie t-shirt for fans of deadpan humor and undead fashion

🎃 Pairs well with your favorite pumpkin t-shirt and pumpkin spice regret, so perfect halloween shirts for women and men

💀 Great for matching halloween family shirts or group costume zombie fun

👻 Makes a killer halloween t-shirt women gift for your dead-inside bestie

🔥 Available in sizes that fit the living and the decomposing. Plus size halloween tshirt, womens halloween tshirt, or mens halloween tshirt

🧠 Funny halloween t-shirt that shows you’re brain-dead until noon

If your morning vibe screams “don’t talk to me unless you want your face eaten,” this funny halloween tshirt was made just for your undead soul. Featuring a zombie that looks like he’s been through a hellish Monday (or just a decaf), this hilarious halloween t-shirt is your ticket to surviving spooky season with humor—and just a little brain matter.

Whether you’re shopping for mens or womens halloween shirts, looking for a zombie t-shirt with personality, or just want a spooky t-shirt that perfectly captures your coffee addiction and emotional unavailability, this one’s a no-brainer. Literally.

It’s the ultimate mix of horror tshirt vibes and sarcastic style. Ideal for lovers of halloween shirts for women or men, zombie tshirts, funny halloween tshirts, or funny sarcastic t-shirts. Plus, it works just as well for that coworker who’s already a monster before 9 AM.

Great for trick or treat t-shirt parties, halloween t-shirt men and women collections, and of course, sitting in silence until your third cup of regret kicks in.

MERCHANDISE DESCRIPTION:

Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.
All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester

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