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Funny Patriotic MILFs T Shirt

Funny Patriotic MILFs T Shirt

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Regular price $26.89 USD
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We can't control the exact speed of our printing partners (your product isn't made until you order it), but we do only partner with print shops that get things done very quickly. 

Most of the time, an order will be delivered within 3-5 business days after it is printed, and it will normally be printed in 2-3 business days.

If you absolutely have to have it sooner than that, you can certainly choose some sort of rabbit-fast shipping during checkout. We feed our rabbits a lot of carrots, so they are ready to run....well...hop very quickly! 

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It will break our hearts that you didn't absolutely fall in love with the product that you got, but yes, we will absolutely give you a refund.

Simply contact us to let us know why you weren't satisfied so we can fix whatever the problem was and figure out what we need to do to make it right for you.

We will refund your full purchase price, and of course replace your product free of charge. You loving your experience is all that matters - everything else is just details. 

Highest Quality Products

Gildan 64000 T Shirt:

Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.

The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.

All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.

Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.

Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester

Gildan 64000 Size Chart

XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 16.00 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length, in 7.99 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25 9.49 9.72 9.96
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

- Eye-Catching Design: The combination of patriotic themes and humor makes this a standout shirt.

- Comfortable Fit: Made from high-quality soft Gildan 64000 fabric, it's perfect for all-day wear.

- Conversation Starter: This funny patriotic shirt is bound to get laughs and spark conversations.

- Unique Gift Choice: An excellent patriotic t shirt gift idea for friends who appreciate funny patriotic shirts as well as MILFs!

- Versatile Wear: Great for casual outings, parties, or simply lounging at home.

Get ready to show off your sense of patriotic humor with our "Patriotic MILFs make my Pole Stiff" t shirt! This funny patriotic quote shirt is perfect for celebrating your love for both humor and patriotism. 

Ideal for those who value a lighthearted, patriotic touch in their wardrobe, this funny MILF t shirt is made from super-soft Gildan 64000 fabric, ensuring all-day comfort. Not only is it a great inappropriate shirt for casual outings, but it also makes a hilarious t shirt gift for birthdays, holidays, or any occasion that calls for a little laughter. 

This inappropriate t shirt is sure to be a conversation starter at barbecues, family gatherings, or any fun outing. Wear it proudly to express patriotism and your love for MILFs, and add some fun to your collection of humorous apparel!

Check out our Inappropriate Innuendos collection or our complete Product Catalog for more fantastic t shirts in tons of fun categories!

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