Funny Quote T Shirt for New Moms-1

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Highest Quality Products

Gildan 64000 T Shirt:

Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.

The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.

All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.

Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.

Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester

Gildan 64000 Size Chart

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	16.00	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
Length, in	27.00	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length, in	7.99	8.23	8.50	8.74	9.02	9.25	9.49	9.72	9.96
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

Description

Looking for a funny Mom quote t shirt that captures the raw, unfiltered experience of motherhood? Our "I Survived Childbirth… My Vagina Didn’t" inappropriate t shirt is the perfect rude t shirt for new Moms who aren’t afraid to embrace a bit of sarcastic shirt humor.

This funny graphic tee features a bold, cheeky message in a playful font, making it a standout offensive shirt that’s sure to turn heads and spark laughter. Designed for comfort and style, this sarcastic t shirt is made from soft, high-quality fabric, ensuring you can wear this cheeky t shirt all day while feeling great.

Whether you’re a Mom looking for a new Mom shirt or searching for a gift for a new Mom, this inappropriate shirt is a must-have.

This childbirth humor tee isn’t just about the laughs—it’s about celebrating the strength and resilience of motherhood with a touch of unhinged shirts flair. The bold Mom tee design speaks to the real, gritty moments of becoming a parent, making it a perfect witty t shirt for those who love to make a statement.

Wear this rude shirt to a casual outing, a Mom group meetup, or even while lounging at home—it’s versatile enough for any occasion. The offensive t shirts vibe is balanced with a playful tone, ensuring it’s a conversation starter without crossing the line for most.

Why should you grab this inappropriate shirt for your wardrobe? Here are some reasons:

Relatable Humor: This childbirth humor tee resonates with new Moms, making it a perfect funny Mom quote shirt to share a laugh.

Great Gift Idea: An ideal gift for a new Mom, perfect for baby showers, birthdays, or just to show support.

Comfortable Fit: Crafted for all-day wear, this sarcastic Mom t shirt combines style with comfort for Moms everywhere.

Bold Statement: This bold Mom tee lets you express your personality with a touch of hysterical shirt energy.

Conversation Starter: This cheeky t shirt is sure to get nods and giggles from fellow Moms who get it.
This funny graphic tee is more than just a shirt—it’s a badge of honor for surviving one of life’s toughest challenges. If you’re a fan of t shirts with funny phrases that don’t hold back, this offensive shirt is for you.

It’s a fantastic way to embrace your journey as a Mom while keeping things light and fun. Don’t miss out on this witty, rude t shirt that’s bound to become a favorite in your collection. Order yours today and wear your motherhood story with pride—and a bit of sass!

MERCHANDISE DESCRIPTION:

Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.
All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester