🩸Funny Vampire T-Shirt for Halloween
🩸Funny Vampire T-Shirt for Halloween
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Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
We understand - you can't wait to get your awesome merch!
Well, we are just as excited for you to get it, so this is a classic win-win scenario!
We can't control the exact speed of our printing partners (your product isn't made until you order it), but we do only partner with print shops that get things done very quickly.
Most of the time, an order will be delivered within 3-5 business days after it is printed, and it will normally be printed in 2-3 business days.
If you absolutely have to have it sooner than that, you can certainly choose some sort of rabbit-fast shipping during checkout. We feed our rabbits a lot of carrots, so they are ready to run....well...hop very quickly!
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It will break our hearts that you didn't absolutely fall in love with the product that you got, but yes, we will absolutely give you a refund.
Simply contact us to let us know why you weren't satisfied so we can fix whatever the problem was and figure out what we need to do to make it right for you.
We will refund your full purchase price, and of course replace your product free of charge. You loving your experience is all that matters - everything else is just details.
Highest Quality Products
Highest Quality Products
Gildan 64000 T Shirt:
Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.
All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester
Gildan 64000 Size Chart
Gildan 64000 Size Chart
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Description
Description
🎯 Why You Need This Halloween Shirt:
🧛 Perfect halloween shirts for women who are petty, sarcastic, and undead inside.
🧛 The ultimate funny halloween tshirt for parties, bar crawls, or just casual vampire slander.
🧛 Pairs perfectly with fangs, bad decisions, and your favorite vampire t-shirt collection.
🧛 Ideal womens halloween shirt for those who don’t just haunt—they roast.
🧛 A wicked halloween t-shirt women love wearing.
🧛 Makes a hilarious gift for friends who say “eat the rich” but literally mean it.
🧛 Great for matching with your coven, crew, or undead tax bracket.
🧛 Stands out among basic spooky t-shirt and cute halloween tshirt designs.
🧛 Shop this clever and biting (pun intended) vintage halloween tshirt today.
Tired of lifeless Halloween t-shirts? Suck it, literally. This hilarious vampire t-shirt is made for women with bite—especially when it comes to the rich. If you’ve ever dreamt of draining trust funds instead of blood banks, this funny halloween tshirt is your soulmate.
Crafted for smart-mouthed mortals and sarcastic spawns of the night, it’s a top pick among halloween shirts for women who want their humor as sharp as their fangs. Whether you’re rocking it solo or as part of a squad of undead divas, this vampire t-shirt will turn heads faster than you can say “late-stage capitalism.”
From Halloween parties and haunted houses to brunches with witches and skeletons, this spooky t-shirt isn’t just a look—it’s a whole bloody mood. Perfect for anyone who wants a halloween t-shirt women can wear with sass, confidence, and a little economic justice.
This is the womens halloween shirt for folks who think the only thing scarier than vampires… is billionaires.
