I Got Your Candy Zombie Shirt

$26.89 USD

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Shipping & Returns

We understand - you can't wait to get your awesome merch!

Well, we are just as excited for you to get it, so this is a classic win-win scenario!

We can't control the exact speed of our printing partners (your product isn't made until you order it), but we do only partner with print shops that get things done very quickly.

Most of the time, an order will be delivered within 3-5 business days after it is printed, and it will normally be printed in 2-3 business days.

If you absolutely have to have it sooner than that, you can certainly choose some sort of rabbit-fast shipping during checkout. We feed our rabbits a lot of carrots, so they are ready to run....well...hop very quickly!

Can I get a refund for something that I purchase through this website?

It will break our hearts that you didn't absolutely fall in love with the product that you got, but yes, we will absolutely give you a refund.

Simply contact us to let us know why you weren't satisfied so we can fix whatever the problem was and figure out what we need to do to make it right for you.

We will refund your full purchase price, and of course replace your product free of charge. You loving your experience is all that matters - everything else is just details.

Highest Quality Products

Gildan 64000 T Shirt:

Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.

The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.

All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.

Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.

Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester

Gildan 64000 Size Chart

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	16.00	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
Length, in	27.00	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length, in	7.99	8.23	8.50	8.74	9.02	9.25	9.49	9.72	9.96
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

Description

🎃 Reasons to Buy This Shirt (a.k.a. The Real Treats):

✅Perfect funny halloween tshirt for men with terrible manners and great timing

✅Ideal zombie tshirt for Halloween parties, trick-or-treaters, or awkward uncles

✅Hilarious halloween t-shirt men and for guys who love sarcasm more than candy

✅Easy costume hack for lazy creeps who hate effort but love attention

✅Great gift for fans of zombie t-shirt humor, adult jokes, and confused children

Looking for a halloween t-shirt that screams “I have no boundaries and I’m not sorry about it”? Meet your new best friend. This funny halloween tshirt features a deranged zombie who has one offer: candy - and he’s pointing south like he means business. It’s part zombie t-shirt, part trauma-inducing dare, and 100% guaranteed to get double takes.

This isn’t your basic cute halloween tshirt with a smiling pumpkin. No, this is for the grownups. The ones who wear halloween shirts not to be festive - but to remind everyone why they shouldn’t be trusted around free candy bowls. Whether you’re buying this as a halloween t-shirt for men to wear to horrify PTA meetings or as a halloween graphic tee for your partner in crime, you’re getting premium sarcasm, a bold design, and the kind of humor that makes HR nervous.

So if you’re tired of the same ghost t-shirt and witch t-shirt combos and want something a little edgier, funnier, and wrong in just the right way… congratulations, you found it. Now buy a halloween t-shirt that makes people laugh, groan, and point—just like grandma used to do.

MERCHANDISE DESCRIPTION:

Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.
All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester