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Red White and Boozed Funny 4th of July Shirt for Men and Women

Red White and Boozed Funny 4th of July Shirt for Men and Women

Regular price $26.89 USD
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Highest Quality Products

Gildan 64000 T Shirt:

Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.

The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.

All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.

Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.

Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester

Gildan 64000 Size Chart

XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 16.00 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length, in 7.99 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25 9.49 9.72 9.96
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

Description

Warning: may cause excessive freedom and questionable dance moves. This tee pairs perfectly with beer, fireworks, and yelling “WOOHOO!” at nothing in particular. Just like the Founding Fathers intended.

🧨 REASONS TO BUY THIS 4TH OF JULY SHIRT 🦅

* You love freedom. And by freedom, we mean beer.
* Founding Fathers with shades? That’s peak America.
* Ideal for BBQs, booze-fueled fireworks, and bad decisions.
* Turns “George Washington” into “Shotgun Washington.”
* Great gift for patriots, partiers, and sarcastic smartasses.
* Because nothing says *USA* like being red, white, and completely obliterated.

Wave that freedom flag and crack open a cold one, because this 4th of July shirt is ready to party harder than the Declaration of Independence. Featuring George Washington looking like he’s about to DJ your neighborhood block party, this funny 4th of July t-shirt blends classic Americana with modern-day party energy.

Whether you’re searching for July 4th shirts men, 4th of July shirts funny, or a ridiculously patriotic Independence Day t shirt that screams “I take my booze with a side of liberty,” this is it. This USA flag shirt makes a bold statement: “I’m not just celebrating Independence Day, I’m doing it with shots and style.”

Perfect for 4th of July t-shirts for men, women’s 4th of July shirts, or couples who want to blackout in matching Independence Day shirts, this American flag shirt delivers laughs, likes, and liver damage in equal measure. Whether you’re grilling hot dogs or grilling the government, this patriotic t-shirt belongs on your torso.

So, grab this 4th of July shirt for men, July 4th shirts for women, or anyone who understands that freedom isn’t free—it costs the price of a cool t-shirt, and probably a hangover. ‘Merica.

MERCHANDISE DESCRIPTION:

Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.
All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester

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