Stoned Pumpkin Funny Halloween T-Shirt for Women and Men

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Most of the time, an order will be delivered within 3-5 business days after it is printed, and it will normally be printed in 2-3 business days.

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Simply contact us to let us know why you weren't satisfied so we can fix whatever the problem was and figure out what we need to do to make it right for you.

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Highest Quality Products

Gildan 64000 T Shirt:

Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.

The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.

All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.

Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.

Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester

Gildan 64000 Size Chart

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	16.00	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
Length, in	27.00	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length, in	7.99	8.23	8.50	8.74	9.02	9.25	9.49	9.72	9.96
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

Description

🎃 Why You Need This Funny Halloween T-Shirt:

😚💨Perfect halloween shirts for women who know their pumpkins are vibing harder than they are.

😚💨A must-have funny halloween tshirt for laid-back ghouls, stoned spirits, and blunt-loving witches and warlocks.

😚💨The ultimate pumpkin tshirt to rock at haunted houses, dispensary parties, or lazy trick-or-treat missions.

😚💨Great as a halloween graphic tee gift for stoners, weed lovers, and sarcastic Halloween addicts.

😚💨Buy a halloween t-shirt that’s high on humor and guaranteed to make sober people uncomfortable.

😚💨Ideal womens halloween shirt for that “I’m here for the snacks and edibles” kind of vibe.

This isn’t your grandma’s pumpkin patch. This stoned jack-o’-lantern looks like he’s halfway through a bag of gummies and just saw a ghost twerking. Whether you’re a fan of halloween shirts for women and men or just love a truly high-quality (and high-themed) funny halloween tshirt, this design is lit. Literally.

Great for anyone who loves a vintage halloween tshirt vibe with a modern dose of sarcasm and THC. The laid-back pumpkin face says it all—you’re not here to bob for apples, you’re here to avoid eye contact and eat all the candy. Whether you’re rocking a mens or womens halloween shirt or gifting it to your favorite pothead pumpkin, this tee’s got high standards (and a higher expression).

Not just for laughs—this is the pumpkin t-shirt that gets compliments, side-eyes, and possible drug tests. Pair it with matching halloween family shirts for the ultimate dysfunctional vibe. Perfect for haunted hayrides, dispensary runs, or just zoning out to horror flicks with your favorite strain.

Let your spooky t-shirt game get elevated this year—literally. Add some humor to your halloween t-shirt women or mens halloween tshirt collection with a tee that’s higher than the broomstick you rode in on.

MERCHANDISE DESCRIPTION:

Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.
All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester